• Question: what would happen if a snake got inside your body? would you die? if so, can you come to my funeral??:o i have a snake inside meeee:'(

    Asked by chrissyisanun to Gemma on 24 Jun 2011.
    • Photo: Gemma Sharp

      Gemma Sharp answered on 24 Jun 2011:

      I’m sorry to hear that you have a snake inside you. Nightmare. Do you mind me asking how it got in there? Did you put it there, or did it slither in of it’s own accord?

      I hate to tell you this, but I don’t fancy your chances. It might depend on the size of the snake and whether or not it’s poisonous though. Perhaps if it was just a small non-venomous snake you’d be fine… let’s hope so eh?

      If you do die, then sure, I’ll come to your funeral. Is there some sort of buffet going on after?

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